Question: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
Answer: A crazy woman who WILL find you!
Why is the woman crazy to begin with?
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Stupid man.
Peace and Joy,