Monday, February 22, 2010

Monday Musings - Conversion

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on her way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Peace and Joy,

Proverbs 17:9 (NIV) He who covers over an offense promotes love, but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends.


~*~KIMBERLY~*~ said...

**rawrs in laughter** Susan, that was great! Thanks for sharing some comic relief!

Heart2Heart said...


What a great smile starter for Monday! I can only imagine what they were thinking. Guess they were converts after all?

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Mari said...

That is great! Thanks for the laugh!

skoots1mom said...

too cute...

Mildred said...

Thanks for the smiles tonight Susan.