Friday, January 14, 2011

My Housecleaning Philosophy



I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't put things away because...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."

I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

Peace and Joy,
Susan

2 Corinthians 9:8 (NKJV) And God is able to make all grace abound toward you, that you, always having all sufficiency in all things, may have an abundance for every good work.

12 comments:

gigi said...

This should become my philosophy too! Very cute!

Lori said...

This is wonderful! still laughing...

Mari said...

I love this!

Joyce said...

I love this! Course I don't really need any new excuses not to clean house : )

Ellen Stewart (aka Ellie/El/e) said...

I don't do any of that because my husband does it all!

Mary said...

Gosh, you read my mind! Love those!

Lea said...

This is just too cute! It brought a smile to my face this Friday evening.
Happy week-end!

BARBIE said...

Ok, I am adopting this philosophy right now!

Candace said...

I'm with you, Sister! You're my hero!

Beth E. said...

Works for me! lol

christy rose said...

What an awesome philosophy!! Love it!!

Sami said...

I just love this post! I too, am a humanitarian, that feels exactly the same way...