Friday, January 28, 2011

Definitions by the Alphabet



I'm joining Kim at Homesteader's Heart for Friday Funnies; and Java at Never Growing Old for Follow Friday 40 and Over.

ADULT: 
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.  

BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye.  
  

CHICKENS: 
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.  

COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.  

DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out.  

EGOTIST: 
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  

HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage.  

INFLATION: 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.  

MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you like flies better.  

RAISIN: 
A grape with a sunburn.  

SECRET: 
Something you tell to one person at a time.  

SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.  

TOOTHACHE:  
The pain that drives you to extraction.
  

TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.  

YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly expressed.  


And MY Personal Favorite!!
  

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have,  
Similar to my character lines.

Thank you for stopping by and visiting. Have a fabulous weekend.

Peace and Joy,
Susan

John 4:24 (NKJV) God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth.”

5 comments:

The Real Me! said...

OH MY GOODNESS! Those are hilarious! Thanks so much for linking those up.
Have a fabulous day.
Kim

Lea said...

These were great! So enjoyed the laughter this afternoon. When I read thing like this, I wonder who in the world is clever enough to come up with thoughts such as these. :o) Happy Friday!

Harter said...

In my hometown we had a beauty parlor named Curl up and Dye! Too funny!

Susan said...

OH MY WORD! This made me laugh out loud. It literally did...then I looked around my house to make sure I was alone so they didn't think I'd lost it. :-) Hope you're well...thanks for the smile and laugh. :-) Susan

Doreen McGettigan said...

Oh these were so funny! I am a new visitor and follower via Java.
My husband is the Harley rider in our family..I just go along for the ride!

http://www.doreenmcgettigan.com