I'm joining Kim at Homesteader's Heart for Friday Funnies; and Java at Never Growing Old for Follow Friday 40 and Over.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES: Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Thank you for stopping by and visiting. Have a fabulous weekend.
Peace and Joy,
Susan
5 comments:
OH MY GOODNESS! Those are hilarious! Thanks so much for linking those up.
Have a fabulous day.
Kim
These were great! So enjoyed the laughter this afternoon. When I read thing like this, I wonder who in the world is clever enough to come up with thoughts such as these. :o) Happy Friday!
In my hometown we had a beauty parlor named Curl up and Dye! Too funny!
OH MY WORD! This made me laugh out loud. It literally did...then I looked around my house to make sure I was alone so they didn't think I'd lost it. :-) Hope you're well...thanks for the smile and laugh. :-) Susan
Oh these were so funny! I am a new visitor and follower via Java.
My husband is the Harley rider in our family..I just go along for the ride!
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