Monday, August 23, 2010

Monday Musings - WICOE (Women in Charge of Everything)

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)


Is proud to announce the opening of its
 
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
  Round table discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

You are never to old to set a new goal or to dream a new dream. Les Brown

Peace and Joy,
Susan 

Psalm 94:18-19 (NKJV) 18 If I say, “My foot slips,” Your mercy, O LORD, will hold me up. 19 In the multitude of my anxieties within me, Your comforts delight my soul.

8 comments:

Ellen Stewart (aka Ellie/El/e) said...

I am so happy to (realize) say my husband doesn't need help with any of this. Although, I may have to take some of the classes!

Pam said...

Hilarious!

Jessica said...

This is too funny! I love it :-)

Lori said...

I absolutely love this! Thanks for sharing!

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Love this....a great laugh...

Mary said...

Those are hilarious! And so very true!

Kim said...

My hubby and I shared a good laugh over this post! :)

Heart2Heart said...

Susan,

Where do you find all this fun stuff? I know my hubby can benefit from a couple of these, the toilet roll is my big pet peeve. I think I have changed so many in my lifetime.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat