Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday Musings - Found Money

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, an armored car drives by and a bag of money falls out of the armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it home.

There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."

The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here."

Peace and Joy,

Jeremiah 32:17 (NIV) "Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.


Joyce said...

Ha-good one! Thanks for the smile : )

Mildred said...

How cute! You always bring a smile to my face. Have a great day Susan.
Let me know when you get that first yummy yellow watermelon!

KrippledWarrior said...

A great laugh! Thank you sister,

gigi said...

Monday morning funny :)

Angel said...

That is hilarious!! You made me laugh!!

Love and Blessings

Mari said...

That's good!
I like the new look too!

~*~KIMBERLY~*~ said...

LOL... that's great!

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Too cute...