Monday, October 18, 2010

Monday Musings - Census Taker

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling, young man?" he asked.

"I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. "I'm the census taker."

"A what?" the man asked.

"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me; I have no idea."

Peace and Joy,


Job 8:21 (NIV)  He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.


Mari said...

I love it!

Joyce said...

This was's nice to see you back!

Beth.. One Blessed Nana said...

funny! i read this to my husband as we are traveling today headed to NW Arkansas. We both got a good laugh.

KrippledWarrior said...

You break me up.

Mary said...

That was really cute!