Friday, October 29, 2010

Halloween is Coming!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:



Bump...

BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him



FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.






However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping







clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.




Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.  His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.




With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!




Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...






and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops
.




5 comments:

Mari said...

That is so hokey, but so funny! I just read it out loud to my daughter, who rolled her eyes, but she laughed too!

Beth E. said...

Hahaha...that's great! Never saw that one coming! lol

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Scuba Girl said...

Ugh. But cute! I love corny jokes!

Joyce said...

So bad! : )

Godsgalnj said...

so did not expect that ending - the story was quite amusing! =D